The official newspaper of the Ramaz Upper School

The Rampage

The official newspaper of the Ramaz Upper School

The Rampage

The official newspaper of the Ramaz Upper School

The Rampage

If I Did It: The Gianna Report

If I Did It: The Gianna Report

Gianna Goldfarb '25 June 20, 2024

Let’s face it, dear reader — high school is hard. Homework, projects, and tests, oh my! It’s impossible to do it all. That is why I put together this list. For your convenience, child. Let me guide...

Detecting Dr. Block – Where The Heck Is She?: The Gianna Report

Detecting Dr. Block – Where The Heck Is She?: The Gianna Report

Gianna Goldfarb '25 June 20, 2024

To those who might not know, Dr. Nancy Block is quite possibly the most beloved person by the junior grade. From the moment she became the juniors’ grade dean at the beginning of sophomore year, she...

Are You Cirrus Right Now?!: The Gianna Report

Are You Cirrus Right Now?!: The Gianna Report

Gianna Goldfarb '25 June 18, 2024

Life is full of bitter disappointments, as I am sure most of your parents know well. But one has a choice, dear reader. One can choose to look for that ray of sunshine peeking out from behind the moon,...

An Education In Bromanticism: The Gianna Report

Gianna Goldfarb '25 April 1, 2024

Have you ever once wondered, dear Ramaz students, about the top-secret double lives our very own teachers lead? No, you probably have not. Based on how you treat our underpaid essential workers, your answers...

Deportation Information: The Gianna Report

Deportation Information: The Gianna Report

Gianna Goldfarb '25 April 1, 2024

Yesterday, Rabbi Zachary Schwartz, a beloved Judaics teacher, was deported by the U.S. government back to his homeland, Australia. Our second-favorite Aussie (our first favorite is 100% Darla from Finding...

Appreciate the Little Things: The Gianna Report

Appreciate the Little Things: The Gianna Report

Gianna Goldfarb '25 April 1, 2024

Gratitude is a necessity for living a happy and fulfilling life, a lesson many Ramaz students would do well to learn. But it is not enough to appreciate the larger blessings, dear reader, one must also...

The Cosmetic Clause – Ramaz’s New Makeup Policy: The Gianna Report

The Cosmetic Clause – Ramaz’s New “Makeup Policy”: The Gianna Report

Gianna Goldfarb '25 March 3, 2024

Ramaz. How do you even begin to describe Ramaz? Well, dear reader, I have some answers to that. Ramaz is an elite institution, the crown jewel of Jewish schools, the pearl of the Upper East Side oyster,...

Hark! Our Messiah Hath Cometh: The Gianna Report

Hark! Our Messiah Hath Cometh: The Gianna Report

Gianna Goldfarb '25 February 12, 2024

Per what the inimitable Charlotte Kleeger (and I’m not just saying this because she’s one of the many editors that needs to approve this article, I truly mean it from the bottom of my lungs) reported...

I Can Hear the Bells – All the Damn Time: The Gianna Report

I Can Hear the Bells – All the Damn Time: The Gianna Report

Gianna Goldfarb '25 October 7, 2023

For whom does the bell toll? It tolls for its own amusement, dear Ramaz population. It is not satisfied with merely dictating our entire day (when it starts, when it ends, and everything in between). It...

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